He doesn't look a thing like Jesus.: Archive

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Me: Mom, Dad, I'm going to a party. We're watching the countdown from there.
Parents: Okay.
 One hour later -
Parents: Be home at 11.
Me: What, that defeats the purpose of wanting to watch the countdown there--
Parents: DON'T YOU GIVE ME ATTITUDE, YOU THINK JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN DRIVE YOU CAN ABANDON YOUR FAMILY?
Me: No, I thought because I asked you permission an hour ago--
Parents: WHATEVER. DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. SEE IF WE CARE.

Jan 1st

That awkward moment when you’ve been sitting on the couch all day and you expect it to still be relatively early and it’s actually 5:45.

Dec 31st

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GENDER-SWAP EPISODE OF ADVENTURE TIME. DLKFJALJKDFJ

Dec 31st

Does anybody know who Hipster-Harry-Potter is? they keep spamming me with likes, and they’re not following me, nor am I following them.. They don’t even have an ask box. Pretty sketchy.

Dec 31st

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themostexcitinglifeofourtime replied to your post: My new year’s resolution is to not die. I think this is one that can actually be kept. Maybe. Yanno, if the world doesn’t end.

Dec 31st

New year's resolution #2

My new year’s resolution is to let people go. Because nothing lasts forever, and I need to stop expecting that.

Dec 31st

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I put one of those pattern passwords on my phone so I couldn’t text while sleeping, but I still got past it. Odd.

Dec 31st

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My new year’s resolution is to not die.

Dec 31st

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smileyheehee replied to your post: 11:30 is a good time to play Slava! on the french… Anytime is a good time to play Slava! That’s what I thought!

Dec 31st

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11:30 is a good time to play Slava! on the french horn. Right?

Dec 31st

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I’m freaking out I don’t even know what’s wrong

Dec 31st

Also the commercials on Adult Swim who thought it was okay to make these fucked up commercials for late night television?

Dec 31st

Have you ever just payed really close attention to American Dad? This show really creeps me out I keep ending up watching episodes more than once because I’m too lazy to change the channel I can’t even express how fucking lkdsjfalkdj this show is

Dec 31st

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metromondragon: xxfreddysdeadxx: wecouldputthepastaway: mk-hrnc: every time. every single fucking time. (via blanklove)

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Anonymous asked: What is that uninstall thing about?

Dec 31st

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Reblog if you understand.

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korse: ianisourqueen: Tumblr hates Missing E. But they can’t delete it. So now it magically has bugs in it.

Dec 31st

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catbountry: handingoutbricklers: robotlyra: If tumblr was McDonalds, all the burgers and sandwiches and nuggets and fries would be served without condiments. You’d be free to bring and add your own condiments to actually make the dining experience fully ENJOYABLE, but occasionally Ronald McDonald would stand by your table, sigh disapprovingly and comment on how all the ketchup stains make...

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