February 2012
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“Sometimes the coolest thing to do is make your own path, and not kill a panda.”
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Yep. This new medicine definitely makes me drowsy
Kasvbxkxjssgyzj
do you guys whisper italics in your head
because i do
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"We're exciting."
"I live in the danger zone"
"I live for danger."
"Danger is my middle name. It's also Patrick."
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Math teacher: Would you like to tell us what the Pythagorean theorem is?
Me: It's in my fucking FAQ you fag go read it
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My mother is making me watch breaking dawn with her please help me
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sutorideru-kun:
Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi
Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi
When I walk in anime club, this is what I see Everybody stops and they nyaning at me I got kawaii in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it… show it… show it… I’m desu and I know it.
I’m desu and I know it.
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juicyorang:
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
funniest10k:
OMG TRAMPOLINE
Best 12 second video ever.
i can’t stop laughing at the woman at the end, ”oh ya pig” hahaha;D
on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
allmymetaphors:
and another thing: it’s suddenly really trendy to be “awkward”
I just want to clarify that when i say i’m awkward I don’t mean it in like a cute quirky way. I mean I am like awkward to the point where it is socially debilitating and I can’t make friends because once I decide I want to be friends with someone they automatically make me ridiculously nervous and I feel like i’m...
Wow, dad. way to blow everything out of fucking proportion. fuck you I can’t wait to move away from you.
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DID THEY JUST BRING ORSON BACK
WHAAAAAATSJKDBDVVVS
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HE JUST KISSED HER EYE HOLY SHIT LYNETTE
I don’t like all this tension on Desperate Housewives I thought these girls were friends forever Now it’s in the final season and they’re in a quarrel nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo